I drugged your coffee. Let's have dinner.

You know what still bothers me about st:tng? Data spent a lot of time longing to be human and feel human emotions but… that longing? It IS an emotion.

…wait, was the point all along?! That’s deep. Wow, I process things pretty slowly.

Also though, why did Alanis Morisette date Dave Coulier?

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

The gods of money hath conspired against me and prevented me from attending the con of our people, on this, the weekend of our mirth. Alas! However, my love and appreciation travel without me to attend in spirit and give you the eerie feeling of being watched.

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

kingcheddarxvii:

You never forget the first time you heard Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice. It’s like seeing a cat open its mouth and bark. It’s like a skinny young white boy singing belting out gospel music in a robust operatic voice. It’s like being at the pet store and hearing “hello” in a deep voice and turning around to see a lizard pressed against the glass, refusing to break eye contact

vanetti:

benedike:

What can we deduce from this photoshoot?

john is like “wait, do i need to enable international keyboards to access iphone graphical emoji” and sherlock is like “that is a fine specimen of a man. he is a mighty fine specimen. look at his ass. look at it… if only i had the courage to touch it right this moment. touch it, old boy. touch it.” meanwhile “oh yeah, i just hit the world icon and there we go, that’s where all the cat emoji are”

vanetti:

benedike:

What can we deduce from this photoshoot?

john is like “wait, do i need to enable international keyboards to access iphone graphical emoji” and sherlock is like “that is a fine specimen of a man. he is a mighty fine specimen. look at his ass. look at it… if only i had the courage to touch it right this moment. touch it, old boy. touch it.” meanwhile “oh yeah, i just hit the world icon and there we go, that’s where all the cat emoji are”

thekneegrope:

sherlock sitting on the floor with a glue stick and little kid scissors glueing john’s face on the vitruvian man while nothing compares 2 u plays on the radio

amphigoricsymphony:

madlori:

earlgreytea68:

azriona:

So I’m leaving my capslock review of earlgreytea68’s last chapter of Working on the Edges, as I’ve done for just about every chapter (really, my main goal is to make EGT laugh, and I find capslock hysteria is a…

Pleasepleaseplease. Please!

our grandchildren one day: grandma, tell us again how happy you and your friends were when john and sherlock finally got together

martinfreethebooty:

I used to read a lot of books, but now I just read Johnlock fanfiction: a memoir